🏆 Welcome to the Official Club
Not everyone can become an official member.
Actually...
Maybe they can.
But you definitely have to earn it.
The Pooped My Shorts Official Member shirt is designed for anyone who has experienced one of life's most humbling moments.
It's basically a membership card you can wear.
No application required.
No background check.
No initiation ceremony.
Just one simple requirement:
You pooped your pants.
Congratulations.
You're in.